A 30 Year Old’s Guide to High School

High School is not easy. Hormones, homework, and trying not to forget your gym strip… and it is not any easier for the students. I should explain; I am an Education Assistant at a High School, which means I spend my day supporting students in their classes. I balance a fine line between being the “other” … Continue reading A 30 Year Old’s Guide to High School

How To Get Free Stuff On Your Birthday

I love my birthday! I have no shame in planning myself a birthday party, wearing a “Birthday Girl” sash, and proudly announcing the countdown before my birthday occurs. Being a December baby has turned me into a bit more of a birthday enthusiast; maybe it’s the need to compensate for the fact that my birthday … Continue reading How To Get Free Stuff On Your Birthday

The Miracle of Childbirth (And other things that scare the s*** out of me)

I do not know if I am ready to be a mother yet. Which is fine, because I am not currently “with child.” Due to my profession, I have spent a lot of time with kids, and not just a few kids, hundreds of kids; dare I say thousands! I have learned a few things … Continue reading The Miracle of Childbirth (And other things that scare the s*** out of me)

Dear Meghan Trainor

Dear Meghan Trainor, We, you and me, are all right. Go ahead; take a deep sigh of relief. I read a blog the other day, crediting you to a lot of things I don’t believe you’re responsible for (Taylor was right, haters are going to hate). In lieu of this, I thought you’d be happy … Continue reading Dear Meghan Trainor

How To Forget Where You Live

Hi. My name is Ashley, And I’m a stalker. *Insert many other voices greeting me in unison* Don’t worry; there is not some poor schmuck somewhere whose unrequited love has driven me into hysteria. No, the object of my stalking is actually a house, to be more specific, the house I grew up in. My … Continue reading How To Forget Where You Live